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Slow Club - Christmas TV going home today!!!!!!

Thu, 17 Dec 2009 10:00:00 -0800

Slow Club - Christmas TV

going home today!!!!!!

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Thu, 17 Dec 2009 01:53:55 -0800

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DEAR BOY WHO I DATED OVER THE SUMMER BUT HAVEN'T SPOKEN TO SINCE, BECAUSE I AM AN EMOTIONAL CRIPPLE AND ALSO BECAUSE I REALIZED I NEVER REALLY LIKED YOU ALL THAT MUCH IN THE FIRST PLACE,

Sun, 13 Dec 2009 22:30:00 -0800

stop texting me and IMing me. you’re super obvious about talking to me again so that we can “hang out” over winter break.

have some dignity. i’m not even close to being worth the desperation.

onemoretimewithfeeling: indieandyy: Marshall’s Favorite Bars...

Sun, 13 Dec 2009 14:44:52 -0800

onemoretimewithfeeling:

indieandyy:

Marshall’s Favorite Bars pie chart and Favorite Pies bar graph

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—
One of my favorite unimportant moments from HIMYM

marry me, jason segel.

VEE BELIEVE IN NOSSING.

Sun, 13 Dec 2009 00:53:06 -0800

VEE BELIEVE IN NOSSING.

perpetua: I will be doing a lecture about Wolverine, hero the...

Sat, 12 Dec 2009 13:46:54 -0800

perpetua:

I will be doing a lecture about Wolverine, hero the insecure, at Nerd Nite in Brooklyn on Thursday December 17th. Learn how the X-Men’s Wolverine has evolved over the course of the past four decades and what each version of him says about both the people working with the character and the way audiences respond to variations on the same masculine fantasy. There will be two other lectures — one by Michael Love on the topic of code-breaking in WWII, and another by Moses Gates on unusual NYC Census data. Get your tickets now!

that’s the day i get home! unless i have to do something for my friend’s birthday (likely) i am so fucking there.

I AM WEARING TWO SOCKS ON MY RIGHT FOOT

Fri, 11 Dec 2009 21:17:46 -0800

and no socks on my left.

i’m not even wearing two of the same socks on my right foot WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO?

lieslieslies: drinkyourjuice: Great, Alan. Now I’m watching...

Fri, 11 Dec 2009 00:26:06 -0800

lieslieslies:

drinkyourjuice:

Great, Alan. Now I’m watching Angus trailers on YouTube.

This move is the shit.

one time i watched that movie three times in a row. that might have been last week. I REGRET NOTHING.

pterodactyls: Geographers bake geography cookies. sorry...

Thu, 10 Dec 2009 19:35:56 -0800

pterodactyls:

Geographers bake geography cookies.

sorry CALIFORNIA?

this is one of my least favorite people in the world. he’s...

Thu, 10 Dec 2009 15:20:00 -0800

this is one of my least favorite people in the world. he’s the (ex)boyfriend of a friend of mine, and they’re the sort of couple that make everyone around them want to vomit. all the time.

“i wish i was holding you in my arms, baby!” my friend got mad when i stole her phone and responded to that text, “and i wish i was holding you in my legs!”

also they technically are broken up for college but do not act any differently at all, and they keep leaving each other cutesy facebook videos. i almost responded to one of his videos with a screenshot of “Relationship Status: Single” on my friend’s page.

i still might.

so i remembered that i hadn’t checked todaysbigthing in...

Wed, 09 Dec 2009 23:07:42 -0800

so i remembered that i hadn’t checked todaysbigthing in like, months.

and that’s an a cappella group at my school. i saw their halloween show. good work, boys.

MY FAVORITE THING IS DEFINITELY

Wed, 09 Dec 2009 22:49:31 -0800

when someone feels the need to footnote any compliment with, “of course, i’m high as shit right now.”

good for you, there, soldier. had you not been “like, totally blazed,” i’m sure i wouldn’t seem worthwhile. thanks for clearing that one up.

or, alternately: WHINE WHINE WHINE CRANKYPANTS WHINE.

i installed this application, self control. you can block or...

Wed, 09 Dec 2009 10:52:52 -0800

i installed this application, self control. you can block or allow specific websites for whatever period of time you’d like.

sooooooo i’m not going to be on the internet all day, since there is only one website on my allow list (the one with my assignments).

OR MAYBE JUST SANDWICHES.

Tue, 08 Dec 2009 14:20:00 -0800

no, probably burritos.

YOU KNOW THAT SCENE IN THE BREAKFAST CLUB WHERE THE JOCK THROWS THE CRAZY GIRL A SODA AND SHE JUST CATCHES IT WITHOUT LOOKING UP?

Tue, 08 Dec 2009 14:18:00 -0800

i wish i could do that with burritos. all day, every day.

perpetua: No more gemstones and sequins, this is a digital...

Tue, 08 Dec 2009 12:08:00 -0800

perpetua:

No more gemstones and sequins, this is a digital age!

way to be observant, journalists-in-training. there is a suspicious-looking yet garishly attired man like, DIRECTLY behind you. you are facing the wrong way! this guy is REALLY difficult to miss!

MAKING GOOD CHOICES.

Tue, 08 Dec 2009 02:25:27 -0800

s’what i DO.

i am going to SLEEP.

REALLY.

ALSO,

Sun, 06 Dec 2009 19:13:25 -0800

my psych professor, the craziest man i’ve met who wasn’t directly related to me, told me i overanalyze myself.

i’m fucked!

I HAVEN'T WRITTEN MUCH LATELY.

Sun, 06 Dec 2009 19:08:59 -0800

mostly because i’m too busy being a wiseass and purchasing sweaters made for children of the opposite gender as me. (as i? i think it’s i. the opposite gender as i am; there we go). or because i’m exhausted, or because it’s snowing at home, or because my mother sent me a picture of my dog wearing a tiara.

if i were home i would not put my dog in a tiara. it is undignified.

anyway i’ve only got a bit less than two weeks left here. but these last two weeks are preparing for, and then taking, finals. it’s going to be stressful.

i’ll figure it out, i suppose.

crabs: (via cosimcute)

Sun, 06 Dec 2009 13:42:35 -0800

crabs:

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